Saturday, January 17, 2009

Bitch Boxes

Okay, I will be the first to admit, this box was waaay too much fun to make!
If you can't laugh at what's happening to yourself, who can???
So, enjoy the copy for my newest box, one of two Bitch Boxes I posted this morning to my etsy site! My good friend Bonnie found this so funny, she blogged about the first one I listed! Thanks for the plug to sell these Bitches!


The Bitch Box Too.....
Is your body on fire? Do you find tweezers your next best friend? Your forgetfulness reaching an all time orgasm to the point of putting car keys in the refrigerator? Finger sticking coffee grounds off the counter to lick thinking they're cookie crumbs......(hey that counts as house cleaning...right?)
Never knowing when you'll get your period?
Tampons gracing every pocket and purse and glove compartment in your universe?
Tired, cranky, not sleeping well?

This box is for you, my fellow sufferer! I show you The Bitch Box Too. These recycled cigar boxes are emblazoned with words of comfort and joy! If laughter ensues, even better! Buy one for yourself and one for a friend!
Adorned with chocolate, thermometers, chocolate, fans, chocolate, women, chocolate and wisdom!

•Hot Flashes are not responsible for global warming!•

If this resonates, you owe it to yourself to buy it!
Yes, NOW!

Like eating m&m's while watching Oprah's Taking Control Diet Special, or Cheese Whiz sprayed on your fingers.....big girl comfy underpants........or Jif Peanut Butter off a spoon......(is there any other way?)

Make this's BUY IT NOW! Toss it in your cart, jump into your sweats, spray on some perfume and get ready for a night of good tv with the cat. In a few days, this enchanting box will arrive at your door while you're in your jammies polishing off the last of the family size Pop Tarts in the protective foil!

Oh yea, the size.......see....... I'm so forgetful!
This Bitch measures 7" wide, 6 1/4" deep, 5 1/2" tall.
Has two-tone bi-polar pink ruffles on its plump pink feet and a lifitng lid. Inside the lid, there's a stunning goddess with the words
"Thank goodness wrinkles don't hurt".


1 comment:

Holly Olinger said...

ummm - can you drop ship one of these......?